{"id":705,"date":"2012-10-25T16:01:51","date_gmt":"2012-10-25T16:01:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hoodcomstudies.com\/theblueandgrey\/?p=705"},"modified":"2012-10-25T16:01:51","modified_gmt":"2012-10-25T16:01:51","slug":"awkward-advice-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theblueandgrey.com\/index.php\/2012\/10\/25\/awkward-advice-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Awkward Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00a0Dear Awkward Advice,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I have a problem. For a long time, I\u2019ve been struggling with this issue in private, trying to make it not true, but I can\u2019t hold it in any longer. I\u2019m a sleepwalker. I have been bearing this burden in silence, trying to hide the fact that I would wake up in strange locations, often in various states of dress. But, I can\u2019t hide it any longer. (Partly because I\u2019m tired of living a lie and partly because my roommate caught me walking around the room clucking like a chicken wearing only a kimono.) Please help me Awkward Advice, you\u2019re my only hope.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Truly,<\/p>\n<p>Sleepless in Shriner<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dear Sleepless,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There is hope for you and thousands suffering from the same issue. You are not alone. In fact, I would suggest proposing an LLC to Student Life for people in your situation. It would be good for you to be in a community of like-sleeping individuals where you can communicate and really discuss your problems. Also, whenever you embark upon your nocturnal outings, you\u2019ll have plenty of company to interact with as you cha-cha and chicken dance your way through your REM cycle. In the meantime, I suggest you let your roommate strap you down whenever it comes time to sleep. This solution can actually be beneficial in two-fold. Hey Lovestruck, you could use those restraints to make your Valentine\u2019s night extra steamy!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Yours,<\/p>\n<p>AA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>\u00a0Dear Awkward Advice, I have a problem. For a long time, I\u2019ve been struggling with this issue in private, trying to make it not true, but I can\u2019t hold it in any longer. I\u2019m a <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/theblueandgrey.com\/index.php\/2012\/10\/25\/awkward-advice-2\/\" title=\"Awkward Advice\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_EventAllDay":false,"_EventTimezone":"","_EventStartDate":"","_EventEndDate":"","_EventStartDateUTC":"","_EventEndDateUTC":"","_EventShowMap":false,"_EventShowMapLink":false,"_EventURL":"","_EventCost":"","_EventCostDescription":"","_EventCurrencySymbol":"","_EventCurrencyCode":"","_EventCurrencyPosition":"","_EventDateTimeSeparator":"","_EventTimeRangeSeparator":"","_EventOrganizerID":[],"_EventVenueID":[],"_OrganizerEmail":"","_OrganizerPhone":"","_OrganizerWebsite":"","_VenueAddress":"","_VenueCity":"","_VenueCountry":"","_VenueProvince":"","_VenueState":"","_VenueZip":"","_VenuePhone":"","_VenueURL":"","_VenueStateProvince":"","_VenueLat":"","_VenueLng":"","_VenueShowMap":false,"_VenueShowMapLink":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[57,7,194,561],"class_list":["post-705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-lifestyle","tag-awkward-advice","tag-hood-college","tag-issue-3","tag-lifestyle"],"aioseo_notices":[],"cc_featured_image_caption":{"caption_text":false,"source_text":false,"source_url":false},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theblueandgrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theblueandgrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theblueandgrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theblueandgrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theblueandgrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=705"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theblueandgrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":706,"href":"https:\/\/theblueandgrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705\/revisions\/706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theblueandgrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theblueandgrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theblueandgrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}