What\u2019s up my fellow fashionistas! After fall filled with dark lipstick, cute boots, and plenty of pumpkin spice lattes, winter is here! Time to hang up our fall jackets and get ready for some heavy duty chilly whether! I\u2019m talking wool coats, knit scarves, and anything else to try and keep the cold out. It\u2019s time to try and stay warm all day, every day!
\n\u2026Unless you live in Maryland, where the weather is about as unpredictable as it gets. Some days it\u2019s completely freezing outside, and other days it feels like it\u2019s the middle of April.
\nWhile this weather has negative implications for the future of our planet, even more important is what it does to fashion! How is one supposed to dress themselves if they don\u2019t know what season it is going to be tomorrow? But fear not, my fashion friends! After much deliberation, I have put together a handy-dandy list of all the essentials you\u2019ll need this winter(\/spring) season! Here is what everyone needs in their closet!
\nA heavy-duty coat: While cute little jackets work for the fall, it\u2019s winter now, and that means you need something with a few more layers to it. Everyone has a staple coat for the colder months that becomes an essential part of their look, and it\u2019s just about finding what works best for you!
\nCute little jackets: Yeah, okay, maybe last week you needed a heavy-duty coat, but today it suddenly feels like May. Cute little jackets, which stop you from being too cold but also are really just there to\u2026 well, look cute, are perfect for a state where seasons chance every day!
\nAn iced coffee, or maybe a cool cup of lemonade: Yeah, I know I just said iced coffee is for the summer, but when your winter feels like summer I think that is acceptable to switch things up. Some days it\u2019s just so hot out, and you need a cool drink to stop you from getting a heatstroke. Just fun little Maryland things!
\nHardcore boots: Cute little booties are for the fall. We\u2019re in the thick of things now, and that means some knee-high boots that will protect your feet from the cold (and possibly the snow). Cold feet are the literal worst, and that means finding a stylish, protective boot to get you through these longs months.
\nFlip-flops: We all knows those days when it\u2019s warm outside, the snow is melting, and you could use some of that refreshing water on your feet! A super cute pair of flip-flops is just what you need to get through the warm winter months!
\nA super cute pair of warm tights: For those cold-cold days when you just can\u2019t wear pants again, tights are what anyone needs to make a skirt or dress doable for the season. But remember: I\u2019m talking WARM! That means cotton or wool, or any other fabric that will keep the cold out. If you\u2019re going to be wearing these instead of pants, then they need to get the job done!
\nA razor: Yesterday it was freezing and you needed wool tights, but today? It\u2019s totally warm, the breeze is light and refreshing, and you can swear you see some flowers blooming! It\u2019s time to let your legs free, and that means breaking out the razor. Some girls like to take a break from shaving their legs during the wintertime. Ha! Not in Maryland. (Or you could not do that, since this is a gag and women being forced to shave is simply a result of the patriarchal society we have been forced to live in.)
\nAn itsy-bitsy bikini: This might be the most important item on the list! A little swimsuit is perfect for those days when the day before there was a record-breaking blizzard, but you just woke up and all the snow has melted and everyone is having a slip-n-slide party on the quad! You don\u2019t want to be the only one missing out on all the fun just because you forgot to keep a bathing suit handy during the winter months!
\nWell there we have it folks! Hope these fashion tips can help you get through the long winter\/spring months, and keep you warm\/cool the entire time! And the best thing about these bits of fashion! They can be worn all year round, so long as you don\u2019t leave our wonderful state of Maryland! That\u2019s right \u2013 in this state, you get to be confused about the weather all-year-round!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"